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Monday, August 15, 2016

FUNNY ANNIVERSARY QUOTES

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You're a thief – you stole my heart. You are a hijacker – you hijacked my feelings. The police will soon be there – I'll see you soon!



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If I had to be stuck with someone for life, I'd choose to be stuck with you every time.



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They say you will find love in every corner – it seems I'm walking in circles because there's love everywhere since I've met you.




Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."
Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"
Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :)



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I've just discovered your little secret. You're really planning our wedding, aren't you? Don't stutter now! I must say, you're the slowest wedding planner I've ever met. It could've been our third anniversary had you been a little quick.



They say a good marriage would only be between a deaf husband and a blind wife. I am blinded by your love!



They say a good marriage would only be between a deaf husband and a blind wife. I am blinded by your love!



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When you look ahead to the future or look back at how things used to be
do not forget to look beside you,
because that is where you will find me,
loving you with all my heart.
Happy Anniversary



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Its a sheer joy to have
Both of you in our life
Dear son and daughter in law
You make a superb man and wife
Happy Anniversary.



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I can’t bear that
You are in pain
So I choose you
To give you relief
Happy anniversary



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Love demands love only that I found out form your marriage.
I am amazed to see the 1 year of your marriage life. Wish you
luck and a very happy anniversary.



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‘We”ve had our ups and downs,
This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,
Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary’



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Your wedding become chronic for future generations to know that the two were really special and it was quite magical love.
Happy Anniversary



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It doesn't matter where we're at or what we have, as long as I have you by my side, I'll be happy with that. Here's to wishing us many more happy years together.



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Don't worry, I knew you'd forget about our anniversary. You'll find a card and present for me under our bed so you can pretend that you didn't.



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Today we celebrate one of the greatest feat of any woman... Putting up with me for all of these years.



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Wow, here's to 10 years of marriage. A lifetime with you feels like it won't be enough time.



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Our marriage may have been a bumpy ride with many speed breakers, but that is what has made us circumvent those obstacles and fly high in the sky. Happy anniversary.



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I don’t want our lives to be quoted as an example of the perfect marriage, but as the coolest adventure ride that two people ever took. Happy anniversary.



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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
- James Holt McGavranvBachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
- H. L. Mencken



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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden NashvIt’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
– Rita RudnervMy most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
- Winston Churchill



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Happy 25th anniversary, here's to the next 25.



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Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
- Mark Twain



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You two should be proud of the progress you’ve done
Not many people can do what you have done!
Happy anniversary!



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You though it will get worse when you both were down, but with each other’s help you both got up, didn’t leave each other, and today you are celebrating your *th anniversary, I’m proud of you!



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Remember the day then you met each other and cherish your love for each other. May you have many more sweet days, full of love!



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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. Remember, all fences have a purpose. Good fences protect what is yours and remind you of what is another's. Build such fences together and repair them promptly when needed. Love, Mom and Dad



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This proverb describes the truth for us today: He who finds a wife finds what is good and receives favor from the Lord (18:22).vThe longer we're married, the more I realize that I got the good end of the deal.



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Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat." –Joanne Woodward



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The ultimate purpose of marriage is not to make us happy, but to glorify God." –Nancy Leigh DeMoss



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All of my heart, I send to you.
All of my life, I’ll spend with you.
I love you!
Celebrating us!
I love every moment with you. Happy Anniversary!
There are many fish in the sea…
but I’ve already caught the love of my life.
You’re the twinkle in my eye,
you’re the song in my laugh,
you’re the light in my smile.
you’re my everything.



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Like the way limestone is strong stiffness for many years,
and their marriage became hardened unbreakable in love and care.
Happy Anniversary



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‘We”ve had our ups and downs,
This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,
Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary’



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Wishing you the very best,
A wonderful day and all the rest
Good health, good cheer, good luck, good friends,
And happiness that never ends!
Drink some bubbly to quench your thirst
Congrats on reaching Paper, your first
Happy First Wedding Anniversary



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A great marriage is not when the perfect couple comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
- Dave Meurer



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The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.
- Amy Grant



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There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
- Homer



I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner



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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
- Helen Rowland



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