More than 300 million active users on Facebook! You’re not alone!
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I'm busy, your ugly. Have a nice day! :)
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Your 100% beautiful Your 100% lovely Your 100% sweet Your 100% nice & your 100% stupid to believe these words!
Sometimes I hide my emotions, but it doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings.
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Trust is like a book. It takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.
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1 Universe. 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people and I had the privilege of meeting you.
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TEACHER: Spencer, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? SPENCER: A teacher!
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? BOY: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Oh, you’re cooler than me? Well then, I guess that makes me hotter than you!
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You can teach math, science, history, philosophy, religion… but you can’t teach common sense
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I saw you for like 3 seconds. And it made my day.
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If u think education is expensive try ignorance.
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Successs is like ur own shadow! If u try 2 catch then u ll never succeed,but ignore it & walk in ur own way… it will follow u.
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Girl: I luv u.
Boy: I luv u 2.
Girl: Prove it! Shout it to the world!
Boy: *Whispers in her ear* I luv u.
Girl: Why’d u whisper it to me?
Boy: Becoz u r my World.
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When people start reminding you about your past, remind them that you don’t live there anymore. Forward ever; backward never
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You don’t have to be the same person you were yesterday. You can make changes in your life starting… right… this… second!
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If u wake up in a dark room,
Blood everywhere,
and shaking walls.
Dont worry my friend…
u r in the safest place
u r in my heart x
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Never run from your problems. You’ll get tired, & they’ll end up catching you.
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Q. Why shouldn’t you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Because you get a Hot Cross bunny.
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Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
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Never go back to an old love. Because it’s like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends.
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
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If you were cheese, I would be a mouse so I can nibble you bit by bit. If you were milk, I would be a cat so I can drink you sip by sip. But if you were a mouse, I would still be a cat so I can devour you piece by piece. I love you.
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