True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
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Boys are great. Every girl should have one.
Your smile can be compared to a flower
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You're the best!
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You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture?
Be carefull when a guy says he loves u from the bottom of his heart....... because he may still have enough space for other girls on top....
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Girl : I Love you
Boy : (Starts Running)...............!
Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are u Running?
Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook
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You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
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My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
If you weren’t here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
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Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
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If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
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If I kiss him, will he stop talking?
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People tell me there's plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?
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You tripped me, so I fell for you.
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The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
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Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
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If you're cute, you can call me baby
If you're nice, you can call me sweetie
But if you're hot, you can call me tonight
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I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you.
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Wife to Husband :-
You don’t Love me at all….
Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?
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Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
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Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
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True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
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Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
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Many crushes and flirts are better than one true love bcoz
- monopoly is always damaging,
and
- competition improves efficiency!
Pure economic theory of Love :P
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If you were Romeo and I were Juliet, our story would have been slightly different than the original one written by Shakespeare. We wouldn’t have died for each other in the end – we would have lived for each other even after the end. I love you.
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love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies...........
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
vuhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............
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I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
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Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
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True love is like a pillow
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
* * * * *
Your smile can be compared to a flower
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Your innocence to a child
But in stupidity you have no comparison
You're the best!
* * * * *
Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
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Boys are great. Every girl should have one.
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If you were cheese, I would be a mouse so I can nibble you bit by bit. If you were milk, I would be a cat so I can drink you sip by sip. But if you were a mouse, I would still be a cat so I can devour you piece by piece. I love you.
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Mathematicians would have been very correct if “You plus me” equals "Perfect Love". Isn't that what we are! Thanks for being mine.
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English professors would have been so undisputable if they had said, "A sentence is complete if only 'You, you and you' makes it" With you, my life is complete. I love you.
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People say that love is in every corner... I must be walking in circles.
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Love is the fart
Of every heart
For when held in
Doth pain thy host
But when let out
Pains others most
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.
He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.
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My love for you is like diahrea, I just can't hold it in.
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