INSPIRATIONAL WIFE AND HUSBAND QUOTES, SAYINGS

I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.


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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage — they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.


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After you play husband and wife on camera multiple times, it becomes easy to be husband and wife off camera as well.


I love it when you run your fingers through my rugged hair,
I love it when you get jealous because other boys will stare,
I love it when you call me beautiful and compliment me so,
I love it when you seem so confused as if you don't know,
Ilove the way you stare at me and look into my eyes,
My heart gets so heavy and deep that all the time just flies,
I love the way you kiss me so gentle you lips so calm,
I love the way you hold my hand and rubb your fingers against my palm,
I love it when you wrap your arms around me the way that I felt,
When you stare me down and hug me tight I just want to melt,
I love your beautiful smile everytime I see it I want to faint,
Your laugh is so soothing it heals me like you're a saint,
I love the way you whisper to me when someone is nearby,
I love it when you say sweet things that make me want to cry,
I love the way you look at me with that cute little puppy face,
It seems as if you are so sad or simply out of place,
I love the way you are so confident in everything you do,
But most of all out of everything I love you for being you!


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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

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Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

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People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

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Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

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My feelings for you are becoming more qualitative by day. Thanks for allowing me to have you inside my heart. Good morning, have a Good day.

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Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

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A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife is the supreme setting in which children can be reared in love and righteousness and in which the spiritual and physical needs of children can be met.


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The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.


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I stopped using my head to reason out your love for me when I saw that the best word for it is "matchless."


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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

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I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

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