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BEFORE MARRIAGE
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE
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Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
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The most important four words for a successful marriage: 'I'll do the dishes.'
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
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My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
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My wife told me we have to separate, the whites from the darks -
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A home with a loving and loyal husband and wife is the supreme setting in which children can be reared in love and righteousness and in which the spiritual and physical needs of children can be met.
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The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
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The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
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I regard the rights of men and women equal. In Love's fair realm, husband and wife are king and queen, sceptered and crowned alike, and seated on the self-same throne.
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Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes the welfare of children and the stability of society.
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The love of husband and wife, which is creative of new human life, is a marvellously personal sharing in the creative love of God who brings into being the eternal soul that comes to every human being with the gift of human life.
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There's nothing like the first kiss once you've been pronounced husband and wife. It's such a wonderful moment!
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The love of husband and wife, which is creative of new human life, is a marvellously personal sharing in the creative love of God who brings into being the eternal soul that comes to every human being with the gift of human life.
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There's nothing like the first kiss once you've been pronounced husband and wife. It's such a wonderful moment!
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There's nothing like the first kiss once you've been pronounced husband and wife. It's such a wonderful moment!
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What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne
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The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me. ~Robert Brault,
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Benjamin Franklin
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