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Sunday, February 28, 2016

FUNNIEST GOOD MORNING MESSAGES

5:29 AM
Don't make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It's not civilized.
Good Morning!


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...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
Good Morning!

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Champagne morning, sleepless grin, setting off and settling in. Today feels good.
Good Morning!


I crack the other egg.  Surely we have diminished one another.
Good Morning!


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The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.
Good Morning!


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After every dark night comes a glorious morning of a new day
Good Morning!


funny good morning




some poems froth and foam and rise... out of my morning cup of mist-sweetened coffee.
Good Morning!


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When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day.” 
? Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
Good Morning!



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Each morning we are born again, what we do today is what matters most
Good Morning!



Past is past, the most important is how you deal with the present. Good Morning!.  by bülent boz



Past is past, the most important is how you deal with the present.
Good Morning!


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Your future is created by what you do today not tomorrow
The future would always start in the present, what we do today starts what we will be in the future.
Good Morning!


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It's the smell of him in the bathroom, all I need to get ready for the day. Watching him get dressed, and the sound in the kitchen; a slow hum of a song and his movements, picking things to eat. The way I could observe him, for hours, just go on with his day – or as he sleeps – simply breathing in and out, in and out, and it's like the hymn that sings me to peace.
Good Morning!


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I know the world is still out there and I know I'm not yet friendly to its pace, but as long as I know him with me, here, there, somewhere – us – I know I have a chance.
Good Morning!


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Have you ever seen the dawn? Not a dawn groggy with lack of sleep or hectic with mindless obligations and you about to rush off on an early adventure or business, but full of deep silence and absolute clarity of perception? A dawning which you truly observe, degree by degree. It is the most amazing moment of birth. And more than anything it can spur you to action. Have a burning day.
Good Morning!


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At five in the morning, I was half asleep. The whole left side of my body was taking a nap. Seems I’m also always half in love, from my waist down.
Good Morning!


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What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France.”
Good Morning!


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Morning brings back the heroic ages. There was something cosmical about it; a standing advertisement, till forbidden, of the everlasting vigor and fertility of the world. The morning, which is the most memorable season of the day, is the awakening hour. Then there is least somnolence in us; and for an hour, at least, some part of us awakes which slumbers all the rest of the day and night.
Good Morning!


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I dreamt about you last night and woke up with such a great feeling because I know that you are not just a dream but the reality of my life.morning.


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Good morning my love. Here is my morning tip: you need no make up. You will be messing with perfection. Love you!morning.



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When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive…
Think of waking up every day as a privilege to love, to help and to enjoy life.
Good Morning!


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I love the smell of possibility in the morning.
Every morning is a new day full of possibilities.. with a cup of coffee;)
Good Morning!


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Just Good Morning!



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Rise up and attack the day with enthusiasm.
Be enthusiastic and look forward for a day full of new things to discover and a day with surprises.
Good Morning!


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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Good Morning!

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Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.


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I had the perfect job for a gamer. From February to October, I'd get up at 7 in the morning with nothing to do but play games until I had to be at the park around 1 or 2 o'clock. When I got back after the game, I played until 3 or 4 in the morning.


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It was not enough to come and listen to a great sermon or message every Sunday morning and be confined to those four walls and those four corners. You had to get out and do something.


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One smile in the morning can change your mood for the entire day. One hug in the evening can usher you into cheerful night dreams you will never regret!
Good Morning!





And what if the other kids laugh at me?” Kerry complained to her parents as she nibbled on a piece of toast that morning. “I have a Cape Breton accent! They’ll know I’m from Canada and they’ll start asking me if I lived in an igloo or ate maple syrup, bacon and seal meat every day!”

“You’re really overreacting,” Susan chuckled, sipping on a glass of orange juice. “Canada is a lot like the States and the only thing separating both countries is an imaginary boarder! If anyone laughs at you, tell them it doesn’t snow year-round, you got free health care while you were there and that you never rode a polar bear to school. Besides, do you know how many popular movies and TV shows from the States were filmed in Canada?”

“It’s not just the Canada stuff mom,” Kerry sighed worriedly. “I’m from Dym, it’s an industrial dump!”

“Yeah, and have you looked at Pittsburgh lately?” Susan asked. “Full of coal mines and steel mills, just like Sydney was when we lived there! I actually rather came to like the pollution, I don’t think I’d ever want to leave it.
Good Morning!


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The grey of a bitter, starved-looking morning. The town like a mortally wounded creature, torn by shells, gashed open by bombs. Dead streets - streets of death - death in streets and their houses; yet people still able to sleep and still sleeping.
Good Morning!


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