Pregnancy is the truly a blessing in disguise. Nine full months of nasty mood swings, backache and hormonal imbalance finally lead to the miraculous birth of a child.
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Think about all the crazy things you wanted to do before you became a mother. Now keep dreaming because you will never be able to do them as you are already pregnant. Sorry, but congratulations.
The two most important rules of becoming pregnant – cut down on fast food and give up drinking. How boring, congratulations.
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You will go through a lot of changes in the coming nine months of your pregnancy. You will become crazier, weirder and creepier. Congratulations.
Congratulations. Now you will have something to blame your weight gain on.
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Being pregnant is all about putting your feet up on the couch – so that your husband can massage them. Congratulations.
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Most women do everything they can to have a flat tummy. But you did everything you could to have a large and round tummy. Congratulations.
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If pregnancy were a cocktail, it would be a mixture of two tablespoons of Romance, one tablespoon of Passion and three tablespoons of Love all mixed together in the spirit of Life. Congratulations for getting pregnant.
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I am happy for your pregnancy but I am happier in knowing that a baby will be born in the arms of such loving parents like you. Congratulations.
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Pregnancy will take over your life for the next nine months, to give you happiness that will last you a lifetime. Congratulations.
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Pregnancy will change you as a person. To love yourself, you will find newer reasons. Pregnancy will take you through many twists and turns. New things about life, you will slowly learn. Pregnancy will make you realize your own worth. Feeling empowered from within, as you prepare to give birth. Congratulations.
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The bitter-sweet pain and discomfort will be all worth it when you get life’s sweetest gift after nine months. Congratulations.
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The most inspirational thing that pregnancy will teach you is the realization of how even pain and sickness can be gateways to lifelong happiness. Congratulations.
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Nine months of pregnancy are God’s way of telling a woman that she can officially enslave her husband. Congratulations.
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Be getting pregnant you have sacrificed parties, shopping sprees and weekend outings… for breast feeding, changing nappies and doing extra laundry. Congratulations.
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Now that you are pregnant, can I borrow all your nice dresses? You won’t be able to fit in them anyways. Congratulations.
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Pregnancy – the longest, fattest and the most irritating nine months of your life. Congratulations.
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ll your life you were told that pregnancy was supposed to be a beautiful journey. Now the bubble bursts. Good luck.
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Being pregnant is possibly the only time when you are allowed to be moody, gloated, demanding, cranky and grumpy all at the same time… without anyone getting upset at you. Congratulations.
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Congratulations Mom to be! During this special phase of your life take care and relax ….. because when the little one comes you will hardly get time to rest.
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Congratulations Mom to Be! We are really excited and happy to hear the good news. We are sure you are going to be an excellent Mom!
Congratulations on your pregnancy. No matter how you feel now, the baby will bring you lots of joy when he/she arrives!
* * * * *
Enjoy your pregnancy because it is the only time a woman can get away with burping and farting and a man can get away with blaming his wife for her irritable mood swings.
* * * * *
You have just been fired from your job of being just a woman. Congratulations for being accepted as an intern for the next nine months in your new job of being a mother.
Expecting a baby is just the beginning of expecting some of life’s most precious moments. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Pregnancy is when you’ll truly understand the meaning of being unconditionally caring and patiently selfless. Congratulations.
* * * * *
* * * * *
Think about all the crazy things you wanted to do before you became a mother. Now keep dreaming because you will never be able to do them as you are already pregnant. Sorry, but congratulations.
The two most important rules of becoming pregnant – cut down on fast food and give up drinking. How boring, congratulations.
* * * * *
You will go through a lot of changes in the coming nine months of your pregnancy. You will become crazier, weirder and creepier. Congratulations.
Congratulations. Now you will have something to blame your weight gain on.
* * * * *
Being pregnant is all about putting your feet up on the couch – so that your husband can massage them. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Most women do everything they can to have a flat tummy. But you did everything you could to have a large and round tummy. Congratulations.
* * * * *
If pregnancy were a cocktail, it would be a mixture of two tablespoons of Romance, one tablespoon of Passion and three tablespoons of Love all mixed together in the spirit of Life. Congratulations for getting pregnant.
* * * * *
I am happy for your pregnancy but I am happier in knowing that a baby will be born in the arms of such loving parents like you. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Pregnancy will take over your life for the next nine months, to give you happiness that will last you a lifetime. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Pregnancy will change you as a person. To love yourself, you will find newer reasons. Pregnancy will take you through many twists and turns. New things about life, you will slowly learn. Pregnancy will make you realize your own worth. Feeling empowered from within, as you prepare to give birth. Congratulations.
* * * * *
The bitter-sweet pain and discomfort will be all worth it when you get life’s sweetest gift after nine months. Congratulations.
* * * * *
The most inspirational thing that pregnancy will teach you is the realization of how even pain and sickness can be gateways to lifelong happiness. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Nine months of pregnancy are God’s way of telling a woman that she can officially enslave her husband. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Be getting pregnant you have sacrificed parties, shopping sprees and weekend outings… for breast feeding, changing nappies and doing extra laundry. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Now that you are pregnant, can I borrow all your nice dresses? You won’t be able to fit in them anyways. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Pregnancy – the longest, fattest and the most irritating nine months of your life. Congratulations.
* * * * *
ll your life you were told that pregnancy was supposed to be a beautiful journey. Now the bubble bursts. Good luck.
* * * * *
Being pregnant is possibly the only time when you are allowed to be moody, gloated, demanding, cranky and grumpy all at the same time… without anyone getting upset at you. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Congratulations Mom to be! During this special phase of your life take care and relax ….. because when the little one comes you will hardly get time to rest.
* * * * *
Congratulations Mom to Be! We are really excited and happy to hear the good news. We are sure you are going to be an excellent Mom!
Congratulations on your pregnancy. No matter how you feel now, the baby will bring you lots of joy when he/she arrives!
* * * * *
Enjoy your pregnancy because it is the only time a woman can get away with burping and farting and a man can get away with blaming his wife for her irritable mood swings.
* * * * *
You have just been fired from your job of being just a woman. Congratulations for being accepted as an intern for the next nine months in your new job of being a mother.
Expecting a baby is just the beginning of expecting some of life’s most precious moments. Congratulations.
* * * * *
Pregnancy is when you’ll truly understand the meaning of being unconditionally caring and patiently selfless. Congratulations.
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